With appreciation to photographer Lisa Beth Older

We’ve added romance to our Classifieds.  It’s called Personals. 

Why? 

Waddya mean “why“?   It’s spring!  Spring’s when you fall in love!  Everyone knows this.  It’s primal. Like geese flying north.  Like spring peepers crawling out of the mud and singing their hearts out all night.  

The great amphibian ode to love! 

No different from you and me.  (Didn’t they teach you you’re directly descended from frogs?  Why do you think little kids jump all the time?  Think about it.)

Except for one problem.  How the heck do you meet someone in zip code 12953? More…